Can I share a moment of personal achievement with you?
Yesterday, I went and did something that, to my knowledge, I have never done, ever, in my whole life.
I went to the mall and bought a pair of smaller jeans.
(It was getting almost to the point that I needed to go around holding my pants up with one hand.)
In the past five weeks (since Jan. 1), I have lost 17 pounds. That’s for a total of 31 pounds since I started trying to lose weight in earnest.
To borrow a line from Stacy the Hooting Waiter: