Here’s an interesting irony to consider. Seminarians, and churchgoers in general, consider a sermon to be “good” when it has at least three solid points, and not more than five. Nonfiction books, especially the self-help or Christian kind, are considered good when they spell out a problem methodically and give you a certain number of formulaic steps to solve said problem.
But apparently God, who inspired what we know as the Bible, didn’t get the memo on presenting seven steps to success or five principles for getting to know Him.